Happy anniversary and keep on the mend Hurry back and keep up the good work.
edmond dantes
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Dansk's 5 year anniversary of joining JWD
by Alleymom intoday is ian (dansk)'s 5-year jwd anniversary!
he has beeen contributing since feb. 16, 2003.. ian is a dearly loved member who has gone through some painful trials in the last few years.. his courage and persistence have been an inspiration to many jwd members and lurkers.. his story "torn apart" has had thousands of views since ian first started it.. http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/9/47295/1.ashx.
his battle with mantle cell lymphoma is here:.
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Big time watchtower art dept. jest
by cultswatter inlook at the following nonsense.
look at this link http://www.word-sunday.com/files/b/passion-b/a-passion2-b.html.
mark stated the crucifixion almost as an aside, since his audience already knew the fate of jesus, and since the methods of crucifixion were well known at the time.
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edmond dantes
Maybe they are trying to convey that Jesus was nailed to a tree because I seemed to have herd that argument somewhere.
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edmond dantes
John Englehard turned to get a vacuum cleaner and said "hell this sucks."
Eventually the police arrived with Chief Inspector Letsbe Avingyou in charge of the case who came to the conclusion that their were two bodys' which needed to be dealt with,one on the floor and also the body of elders would need his close attention..Let's examine the body of elders first, he thought,as they were called into the back room one by one.The first elder Luke Lively was asked to account for his whereabouts to which he replied " you will have to ask the accounts servant." "Come come now," you can do better than that "what were you doing just before the hall was opened up,?" "Well I guess I will have to admit that I was helping sister Golightly unblock the lavatory bowl"said elder Luke."Is it still blocked , because if it is, it will mean that my team and I will have nothing to go on." said the inspector "Why yes we couldn't find the toilet brush," came back the reply.
Just then a member from scientific support came rushing down the middle of the hall and produced the murder weapon ,it's the toilet brush!everyone exclaimed in unison."Yes I managed to get it from down the throat of the deceased by using the new super duper suck and blow vacuum which incidentially I had to put into jet mode, by the way could you make sure these tonsils are are kept in a safe place, I will need to take a few tounge prints." said Lilly Scientific Support Stockings. At that the sound of Kingdom melodies came floating over the sound system.Whereupon Bro. Stay Alive until1975 exclaimed,"the meeting !,we cannot neglect the meeting for any -- -body."
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edmond dantes
Leolaia,
King Arthur was well known for having an innie because he was well known for lighting camp fires using the fluff out of his belly button during his excursians into the forest .It was particulary useful during rainy weather while generating heat by rubbing his stick. I believe Robin Hood and Maid Marian often made use of this technique with Robin using his arrow to extract Marian's fluff . He wasn't often heard in Sherwood saying to Marian" light my fire babe."
Hope this is a satisfactory answer but you could always write to the Society for a definitive answer.
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Circuit oversers
by bite me inmy question is ;.
what kinds of information/lies was spoken at the last few meetings where an co has appeared?
my friends are acting a bit different.
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edmond dantes
I remember one idiot saying that a few in our congregation were not going to survive armageddon because they were not doing enough door to door work which just made me doubt that the Jdubs had the truth.
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edmond dantes
I think they would carry on with the meeting and when it was time to go they would tell everyone not to say anything outside these walls because we do not want to bring Jehovahs Org into disrepute.
The Booklyn bother boys would be informed but they would say it has nothing to do with them as it is a local matter and to work closely with the elders to resolve the matter quietly they would then try to remove the body to the local church down the road ,and let them take the blame.
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edmond dantes
I think it was the Reverend Green in the library with the lead pipe,oh no! it was Cournel Mustard with the rope in the library.
Or was it Miss Plum during a judiciary in the back room ,was a brother stabbed in the back? Infamy ! Infamy! they have all got it in for me!
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Noah's cruising habits!
by edmond dantes inwhat did noah do during the long voyage to pass the time?.
did he sing sea shanties and play his squeeze box as the waves hit him full in the face?.
mrs noah gave a chorus or two of what shall we do with a drunken sailor..
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edmond dantes
At this present time I am searhing for shanties under the heading ;
CAPSTAN,WINDLASS AND PUMPING SHANTIES.
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If Dracula became a Witness = Could he drink blood fractions?? Yes!
by Witness 007 ina very interesting point!!
if blood fractions can be taken in my vein....i should be able to drink them.
dracula could very well come into the truth since his blood card would not ban him from consuming blood fractions that he needs for "his medical condition.
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Dracula : " Vee are calling on you and your neighbours and vee vould like to share a few interesting thoughts from zee Bible viv you .I know people are very busy at this time, but vee believe vee have a very important and life saving message for you at zis time.Allow me to show you a passage from zee Bible zat proves vee are living in zee last days and zat zome of zee current generation now living zat sees all of zees signs vill never die.I have here under my cloak zee vatchtower vich includes a very interesting article vich I myself am particulary keen to espouse because it informs people vot blood zay can injest and vot blood is a no no."
Householder: "Look pal I don't know what your game is but clear off and don't come back until Halloween "
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edmond dantes
Leolaia,
Now King Arthur was a knight in shining armour and had a little difference with Sir Lancelot who was later caught bonking Guinevere. Now Lancelot is not to be confused with William The Bonkera who invaded England in 1066.
Arthur was noted for his round table and his mighty weapon which he christened Excaliber; Arthur's buddy was Merlin who got up to all kind of tricks .Arthur got in a right pickle one day when his mighty weapon got stuck where it shouldn't but he managed with the help of Merlin to pull it out.All his knights cheered him as he ran about the fields waving it joyously in the air.
Hope that explains a lot.